The moon is a hoax!

OMG why did I not see this before? It’s so obvious now that the blinding light of the “…large, crudely painted balloon, held in place by helium and propelled by tiny sails and rudders..” has freed me!! There’s even undeniable photographic evidence!! Did you know that the first picture of the moon wasn’t taken until the 1850’s!!1! And the picture is of such poor quality as to be highly suspect!1! Also, there is much scientific evidence. Listen to this evidence, accepted by some scientist:

In order to keep [sattelites] in a stable and useful orbit, I have to plan maneuvers, that have a cost in fuel. In fact, this fuel expenditure is what makes the Moon a totally impossibility!

For, in order to control them, I have to spend, each year, an ammount of fuel bigger than 0.1% of the satellite’s mass [I could give the exact number, but it’s a professional secret, and they would have to kill me].

So, let’s apply this number to the alleged Moon. If it existed since the alleged value of 6,000 years ago, and if it has now the alleged mass of 1/81 times the mass of the Earth, then it would have to be *at least* 402 times *more* massive than it is today. This is *much* more than Earth’s mass, a clear impossibility.

Scientist who do not agree with this statement are obviously *baffled* by what could keep the moon in orbit for over 6,000 years!! Good find, my skeptical friend, good find!!1!1 Now all the goverment conspiracies have been exposed!!1

Boy Scouts Commemerative Coin.

A letter forwarded to me that the rest of you should be aware of:

Action Alert: Stop the passage of the Boys Scouts Commemorative Coin

The Boy Scouts of America is an organization that explicity discriminates against nontheists (as well as gays) in admission, employment, and even volunteer opportunities. The House of Representatives just passed legislation that would issue the Boy Scouts a commemorative coin that they will sell for a fee that would generate up to $3.5 million in revenue for their organization.

The Secular Coalition for America is actively meeting with Senators to convince them that allowing a commemorative coin to be created in honor of the Boy Scouts not only demonstrates that Congress agrees with the religious discrimination practices of the Boy Scouts, but moreover, wants to financially assist an organization in carrying out a philosophy that vilifies those without a god-belief.

If you have a moment to send a message to the Senators from your state asking them to oppose this legislation, we would greatly appreciate it. Please click one of the links in this message to find out how to take action, and thank you again for supporting the Secular Coalition for America and our mission.

Action Alert: Stop the passage of the Boys Scouts Commemorative Coin

Best wishes,
Lori Lipman Brown, Director
Secular Coalition for America

Click the link to send a letter to your senator. I also included a paragraph about how the Boy Scouts discriminates against homosexuals, and that I think the U.S. already does plenty to discriminate and alienate that particular group of people.

The Phelps’ have their own annoying tactics used against them.

I’m really happy that someone has been suing the legal system in an effort to tear down the Westboro Baptist Church, based out of Topeko, KS.

Their latest “plight” now involves a tax ruling on the use of their truck for political purposes.

I hope these cum loving ass licking suprize buttseks shit eating assholes go down in the flames of hell they so love to banish everyone else to. I wouldn’t even give this group the status of cult since they seem to be wholly ineffective at recruiting anyone outside of the family into their hate-mongering orgy.

OMFSM….You call that logic?

So a while back, I was going to do a series of posts that tore apart many of the articles that Answers in Genesis put out. After starting the second attempt, I realized that I was launching myself down an endless rabbit hole of lies, distortions, severely flawed logic and just plain stupidity. Still, I continue to read the posts this website puts out just because it gives me a good laugh every now and then. This answer to the simple question of a child as to why the creation ‘museum’ doesn’t present more scientific evidence for creation is a classic example of hilarity/stupidity. Only from the mouth of a creationist is this nonsense possible. I’d like to point to the first line of the answer for those of you that don’t actually click on the links in blogs:

It is very important to understand that creation is not actually “supported” by science; rather science is supported by creation.

Do I need to say more? And if I was a quote mining bastard, like those I am quoting here, I just would have left out that second line. However, I decided to play nice and at least tell you what their argument for creation ‘science’ not actually being a science. I’ll shorten their reasoning for effect…creation is supported by creation is supported by creation. Circular reasoning much?

Mormanism Exposed! Well…a little, anyway.

Recently, it appears that crazy talk documents from the church of Mormon have been getting posted to Wikileaks. I love how they refer to these documents as “rather bland and grown-up” when compared to some of L. Ron Hubbard’s writings.

Of course, the fun thing about the Wikileaks site is that there’s all sorts of fun stuff in there about Scientology and other crazies. Let’s just hope they know what they are putting up there, lest some conspiracy nut tries to fake something himself.

May meeting rundown.

First, I’d like to say thank you to Tony Pray for his presenting us with an variety of things that we can do that are far more useful than prayer. Of course there have been several recent events that just further our stance that believing that prayer has any sort of measurable effect on anything, and is fully capable of doing more harm than good.

Of the many things that Tony talked about, all of them included actually going out and accomplishing something. For instance, instead of praying for a friend in the hospital, why don’t you go visit them, donate some blood or become an organ donor, or give money to a charity that does scientific research to find a cure for what ails them! How about instead of praying to make the world a better place, you join local communities that help feed the poor, get a job that contributes your time to the betterment of society, or write to your politicians to let them know what you think a better place to live means. There are so many options to take that it’s astounding anyone wastes their time with prayer at all, since the only thing it seems to do it make you feel better about not leaving your house and missing your favorite Soap Opera.

Also, a great thanks to Doug, who regularly tracts the websites discussed over the course of the evening. He takes a load out of my time by sending them to all of us so I can reproduce them here.

MIT Open Courses: for those of us that like our higher education free of time constraints, grades, and 18 year old girls in short shorts.

Curriki is an online environment created to support the development and free distribution of world-class educational materials to anyone who needs them. Their name is a play on the combination of ‘curriculum’ and ‘wiki’ which is the technology they’re using to make education universally accessible.

Skeptoid: Brian Dunning, who is planning on speaking to the group in July about something. Perhaps I should kick him around a little to come up with a topic so that we can get the word out.

Skeptologists: Which is the television show that Brian was working on with several other notable skeptics. By linking to this site, you can also send letters to encourage more of this type of show to replace the schlock currently showing on T.V.

RoboMow: This was semi off topic, but cool nonetheless. This comes highly rated from Iggy if I remember correctly.

James “The Amazing” Randi is a world-renowned magician, skeptic and investigator of paranormal claims. He has been a central figure in the development of the world-wide skeptical movement. He’s perhaps most known for the One Million Dollar Challenge, in which his Foundation will award One Million Dollars to anyone who is able to show evidence of any paranormal, supernatural or occult power or event, under test conditions agreed to by both parties.

Greg’s LibraryThing.com page: Greg keeps a list of his books on the web. It’s a great tool for tracking what you’ve read, what you own, and sharing it with your friends. Greg also keeps a calendar of upcoming local free thought events.

Dr. Kirsten Sanford is one of the cast of the Skeptologists show mentioned above, and does a podcast called This Week in Science. She has recently made an appearance on the Skeptics Guide to the Universe.

KC Science, INC, is a partnership of KCPT Public Television, Johnson County Library, Science City at Union Station, Pathfinder Science and Science Pioneers, focused on promoting science-related events, encouraging interest in science, advocating for science-based careers and inspiring natural curiosity throughout the community.

Atheists to Counter ‘National Day of Prayer’. Apparently at this point, we managed to make it back around to the topic at hand.

The Barna Group!: Serving the information needs of the church by offering statistics, resources, seminars and custom research on current cultural and spiritual trends.

Kiva - Loans that change lives
Make a loan to an entrepreneur in the developing world for as little as $25. Microcredit is the extension of very small loans (microloans) to the unemployed, to poor entrepreneurs and to others living in poverty who are not considered bankable. These individuals lack collateral, steady employment and a verifiable credit history and therefore cannot meet even the most minimal qualifications to gain access to traditional credit. Microcredit is a part of microfinance, which is the provision of a wider range of financial services to the very poor.

Microcredit is a financial innovation which originated in Bangladesh where it has successfully enabled extremely impoverished people to engage in self-employment projects that allow them to generate an income and, in many cases, begin to build wealth and exit poverty. Due to the success of microcredit, many in the traditional banking industry have begun to realize that these microcredit borrowers should more correctly be categorized as pre-bankable; thus, microcredit is increasingly gaining credibility in the mainstream finance industry and many traditional large finance organizations are contemplating microcredit projects as a source of future growth. Although almost everyone in larger development organizations discounted the likelihood of success of microcredit when it was begun in its modern incarnation as pilot projects with ACCION and Muhammad Yunus in the mid-1970s, the United Nations declared 2005 the International Year of Microcredit.

AIDS Denialism vs. Science: AIDS denialists believe, with a faith unshakable by fact, that HIV does not cause AIDS and that antiretrovirals should not be used for HIV prevention or treatment. Their misrepresentations and pseudoscientific views have cost lives in South Africa and elsewhere.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali: This woman has had many death threats against her by Islamic groups.

I think I must have left at this point, because I don’t remember discussing the last two links.

Jonathan Miller’s Rough History of Disbelief: The You Tube video!

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For the next meeting, taking place on June 7th at 7:30 (see the sidebar for more details), I will discuss the book Media Myth Makers: How Journalists, Activists and Advertisers Mislead Us (http://www.radfordreviews.com/cgi-bin/mediamythmakers.cgi) by former Midwest Skeptics Speaker Ben Radford. This should lead us nicely into whatever discussion comes about from it. I hope to see you all there!

Mmmmm…capsaicinoidolicious….

I’m starting to wonder if there is anything nanotubes can’t do.

This should introduce a whole new level of science to the food industry. Now, when you go to order some seafood curry at your favorite Thai food resturaunt, you can ask for a specific capsaicinoid count. Of course, you still have to get past the language barrier thing and hope they don’t add a few extra zeros onto your request.

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This post brought to you by Tony Pray

“We will soon discover whether this bold evolutionary experiment of combining a large fore brain with opposable thumbs was really a good idea. Over the next decade, our species takes its university finals. Get revising.” —Amory Lovins

This link to an article by Amory Lovins might also be of interest.

Speaking of human evolution brings some questions to my mind that I think could be a seed for some interesting discussion. In his seminal work “The Naked Ape”, Desmond Morris proposed that we assume the viewpoint of an alien visiting earth for the first time to observe the behavior of this strange species. I’d like to propose that we use this same device to take another look at h. sapp., with an eye to understanding in particular our interaction with all of the toys and tools, widgets and gadgets from which we seem never to stray too far.

Without our tools, we are at best severely under equipped to survive, much less thrive, in the world. This is true for clothing, shelter, transport, agriculture and practically every support mechanism for humanity at large. True, there are extreme religious sects that strictly limit the types and extent of tools that can be used, but even these sects use basic tools such as clothing and agricultural implements to survive.

Even our near relatives, the great apes and chimps use tools in a very limited way, e.g.a stick as a crutch or to probe the depth of water in a creek. No other species even comes close in terms of the range of uses we’ve invented for our tools.

Our alien observer, seeing us for the first time might well note the obvious external differences between us and the apes, but on second look would surely see that the use of tools and the sophisticated use of language set us apart far more than any external appearances.

If our alien was inclined to classify the different levels and types of tool uses he found, (For convenience I’ve designated all alien observers as he since I’m not an exobiologist and the masculine pronoun requires one less keystroke.), There are some likely classifications that come to mind:

Clothing
Agriculture
Levers and clubs
Simple machines
Chemical processes such as fire
Electricity
Nuclear processes
Computing
Biotechnology
Nanotechnology

Notice the accelerating pace of the changes? Ray Kurzweil would have us all believe that in 50 years we’ll have reached a “Singularity” where no one would recognize the changes we’ve gone through. I contend that we have already passed the event threshold to several mini-singularities and that the accelerating pace means we’ll hit more if we survive.

My mother-in-law was born in 1909 and lived to be 96 years old. She had as much chance of grasping the world around her in the beginning of the 21st century as did a bronze age shaman understanding an assembly line. It was simply beyond her grasp. She wasn’t too worried about it though because she knew she was an honored part of our family and that she would be cared for inside our little community.

I think we’re all very likely to find the world is beyond our individual grasp as we move ahead, but I’m not too worried either, because one of the tools I failed to mention in the list above is communications. Our alien visitor, seeing many of us walking around with strange totemic devices held tightly to our heads, or seeing others of us with odd looking metal extensions from our ears might think at first that these were decorative devices but close observation would eventually show that these devices enabled emergent behaviors that are simply not possible without them.

The classification, after the discovery that the totems are really communications devices, might look something like this:

Species identified as: homo connectus (Networked human)

This species has a startlingly wide variety of specialized sub types, varying in color from albino through black with varying shades of brown, red or yellow. Living in small colonies until a certain population density is reached, the species then herds together into giant hives using clever strategies to handle waste removal and feeding.

That this is a hive mind was not immediately clear since individual members of the species seem able to survive and even to reproduce in isolation from the “queen”, (in this species the “queen” may be male or female and appears to be selected from a pool of mindless drones by random selection criteria). However, this species, like another species observed earlier locally identified as the ant, has evolved subtle ways to mark territory ant “communicate” with its fellows. As the ant uses scent to mark a trail and communicate the likelihood of finding food to other ants, the homo connectus (hereinafter HC) uses a mixture of physical markings and electro magnetic frequency calls to pass information to its hive mates.

Just as with the ants, this produces emergent behaviors from the hive that no individual can comprehend, much less create alone. The activity that attracted the attention of the survey crew to this species was our discovery of artifacts produced by them in orbit around the planet. It appears that the species produces “scouts” driven to search for new territory. Closer examination also revealed that the species has reasonable control over many external chemical processes and there may even be some isolated evidence in some hives of control of gross nuclear reactions.

There are frequent wars between hives, and this seems to have accelerated the evolution of the species as a whole by first mixing isolated populaces, then applying intense environmental pressure through “war” and ordinary environmental pressures. The result over the past few thousands of years has resulted in much higher levels of electromagnetic activity than was observed in past surveys, with a concomitant increase in populations and mixing of various hive populations to produce many new hybrids. This increase in population pressure is predictably overloading the carrying capacity of the environment in many areas, working with “wars” to winnow the hives and individuals unable to adapt to the changed circumstances.

Some recent emergent behaviors from some of the various hives have led us to believe that the species does have a chance to survive for the long term, since the most maladaptive hives seem to self-destruct and be absorbed into more successful ones. Close observation is warranted for the next few years as many of the environmental factors such as water shortages, freakishly powerful weather patterns and so on will force many existing hives into migrations that will lead to more “wars” between the hives. The resulting species might evolve survival strategies we would find of interest… end of report.

For your consideration - To an outside observer, we might well appear to be a hive mind, a loose collective mind that is far more capable than any individual member. Given that observation, it seems to this unit (forgive the SF references) that it might not be a bad idea for us to begin exploring better ways to get to “good” collective decisions. As the world becomes increasingly complex, we need to develop effective bullshit filters, find better ways to store, sort, cross-reference and access information, distribute it and observe the effects. The scientific method has served us well so far and I believe it has to be the basis of the next level of consciousness. Unfortunately, my observation of the overall intelligence of the hive mind is that it’s spottily brilliant but generally stupid. We’re part of an idiot savant. m

Group decision making needs to be improved, at least for the group(s) I want to continue to be a part of. As an individual, I’d like to survive and thrive and for my group(s) to thrive.

Game theory, evolutionary biology, history, the scientific method, markets and other disciplines should inform the experiments needed to get to better decisions. In my observations, the larger a group gets, the dumber the decisions it seems to make. We’re not well equipped to handle more than about 150 close acquaintances in a world where billions have something to say.

How can we improve our particular hive(s).

Expelled Exposed

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Karyn’s version of the daily Horrorscope

That last post inspired me to write a horrorscope of my own. I hope you all enjoy your day tomorrow living in certain fear of your impending doom.

You will wake up this morning after having a dream that you are at work naked. You will find that the power in your house has gone out due to a bad decision by your now charred and smoking cat that chewing on some electrical wires was a bad idea. Unfortunately, this is also the day that you would be fired for being late, since you can’t ever seem to make it to work on time anyway. In an attempt to get ready to make it to work on time, you will burn your toast, spill coffee on last two of your clean work shirts, and scald yourself in the shower. Upon arriving to work, the universe will give you a break for the late thing, and all of your most hated coworkers, including the asshole that was going to fire you anyway, have been eaten by zombies. You will find all of the ‘cool’ coworkers holed up in the break room, however since none of them actually like you, they will bar you from coming in, leaving you to have your brains sucked out by zombies.